Gone to the Birds

If I had a parrot, I’d teach that bird to speak
He’d say:  “Polly, why’s the cracker in the White House not impeached?”
He’d say: “Makeup makes you ugly, and TV makes you dumb
And people don’t kill people, but they give the assholes guns”
Yes, if I had a parrot, he’d probably land in jail
For saying what I’m thinking and for showing too much tail
He’d speak the world in mirrors, cause that’s just what parrots do
And I’d just shrug my shoulders with the Guilty By Association Blues

 

– words and music to the credit of the wise and mystifying Danny Schmidt

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